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Kristi Noem schooled online after South America gaffe: 'Buy these idiots a map'

Ex-Trump cabinet secretary Kristi Noem proved her poor geography skills on live TV, and online commentators let her have it.

During an interview, the former Department of Homeland Security chief flubbed as she answered NEWSMAX anchor Greta Van Susteren's question, "Who is our best friend in South America at this point?"

Noem responded, "We've worked so much with El Salvador," and "Costa Rica has been fantastic."

On X, onlookers mocked the former DHS chief for not knowing that those countries are in Central America, not South America.

"Can someone buy these idiots a map?" political strategist Mike Nellis demanded.

South Dakota-based political writer Michael Freeman pleaded, "Please don't judge the schools of my home state of South Dakota by the former governor."

"There was a time, kids, when government officials could find different countries on maps," lamented podcaster Hemant Mehta.

Noem's husband chased 'one last hoo-ha' with mistress as bombshell story broke: report

The husband of former Trump cabinet secretary Kristi Noem asked his dominatrix for "one last hoo-ha" as stories about his scandal broke, the model said.

The Daily Mail reported earlier this year that Bryon Noem carried on a years-long relationship with dominatrix Shy Sotomayor, who performs under the name Raelynn Riley. In a recent interview with former GOP strategist Rick Wilson, Sotomayor spilled more tea about her relationship with Bryon and how he reacted after their secret relationship was exposed.

The bombshell report published photos and messages detailing how Bryon enjoyed "bimbofication" at the hands of highly paid sex workers while his wife was the head of the Department of Homeland Security and the South Dakota governor before that. Bryon didn't deny messaging models and sending photos when The Mail reached out to him while his wife's spokesperson said she was "blindsided."

Sotomayor said that after she tried cutting off contact with Bryon, she "never heard from him," until the scandalous story broke.

"A day later, the news pops up. So he was still talking to me as people were like reporting on him and submitting like screenshots," Sotomayor told Wilson. "I think he was trying to get one last hoo-ha, you know, out of it."

She estimated that her contact with Bryon dropped off around "early May, April."

The Daily Mail exposé came out in late March. Noem was ousted as DHS secretary in March.

DHS looking into selling Kristi Noem's 'shagtastic' luxury jet: report

The Department of Homeland Security is looking into selling the $70 million luxury jet acquired by its former chief, Kristi Noem, according to reporting by NBC News.

The Boeing 737 Max 8 that Noem bought with taxpayer money was fitted with a queen bed, kitchenette, and cream leather seats and lent to First Lady Melania Trump. Noem insisted that it was for deporting immigrants and that she didn't recognize photos of it during a congressional oversight hearing.

DHS officials, however, have openly doubted that the jet was used for deportations, calling the idea "far-fetched." The jet carries 18 passengers, with sleeping room for 14. Commentators have described the jet as "shagtastic" and pointed out that Noem flew in it with former special government employee Corey Lewandowski, who was long rumored to be her lover.

With Noem out of the job, the jet is now one of several planes that DHS is looking to sell, officials with the department told NBC News. No decision on whether to sell it has been made.

DHS and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) also have it in mind to put several mega-warehouses on the market. The warehouses were also acquired under Noem amid plans to detain 100,000 immigrants nationwide.

ICE wants to hawk mega-warehouses meant for mass deportation: report

Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) wants to sell huge warehouses it bought earlier this year with the intention of turning them into massive detention facilities, according to reporting by NBC News.

ICE and its parent agency, the Department of Homeland Security, are considering selling "several" of its eleven warehouses purchased for more than $38 million this year, two DHS officials told NBC News.

Some of the warehouses were expected to hold as many as 8,000 immigrants each, DHS officials told NBC News. Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem planned to build out enough detention centers to incarcerate 100,000 immigrants at a time, in addition to existing facilities, NBC noted.

The warehouses haven't been put on the market as the Trump administration hasn't made a final decision yet on whether to sell them, DHS officials told NBC News.

New DHS chief faceplants as he tries to 'win currency with the emperor': analyst

Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin was brought into the fold to try and take the heat off the Trump administration and its "scandal-soaked predecessor, Kristi Noem" — but that hasn't exactly panned out, an analyst reported on Thursday.

The Bulwark's Andrew Egger wrote that Mullin appears to have followed in Noem's footsteps, and he might not have considered one question: "What if he turned out to be exactly the same?"

"Markwayne Mullin was brought in to stop the scandals and boost DHS morale. He’s not off to a great start," Egger wrote.

Reports have surfaced this week that Mullin has been pushing to get his wife on the agency's payroll and flying on the same $70 million luxury jet that Noem used, traveling to his home state of Oklahoma and often working there instead of Washington, D.C. He's also pushed the "jaw-dropping" idea that the Trump administration should halt flights into blue cities, something the travel industry has warned could have "devastating consequences," Egger wrote.

He even blamed a Democratic lawmaker for getting pepper-sprayed outside an ICE detention center, claiming it was the senator's own fault.

Mullin might not be that different from Noem, and it's likely he has the same motivations, Egger explained.

"The fact that Mullin keeps pitching the plan anyway shows how perverse the incentive structures remain for Trump’s underlings," Egger wrote. "You might think that Mullin, who was explicitly brought into DHS to stop the endless parade of scandals that followed Noem, would spend a bit more time working the kinks out of his plans before introducing them to the world.

"But that’s not how it works in Trump’s orbit: The only way to win currency with the emperor is to roll the ball forward in directions you think he’ll personally like, and to be seen doing so on TV if you can swing it. Trump hates blue cities and loves punishing them in performative ways. So forget the law, forget what’s fair, forget the economy, forget winning back disaffected voters, forget good policy — Markwayne’s going to dance for him the only way he likes."

Trump has lost 4 cabinet members — and internet noticed something they all have in common

Four of President Donald Trump's cabinet members have left his administration over the last several months — and people noticed a similar pattern on Friday.

Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard was the latest to exit, citing her husband's battle with a rare bone cancer. The move comes after months of rumors that Trump wanted her gone.

The internet spotted something similar to previous Trump administration officials ousted from their roles, including former Attorney General Pam Bondi, former Secretary of Labor Lori Chavez-DeRemer, and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem.

"Four major departures from Trump's cabinet are all women," Sam Stein, managing editor of The Bulwark and MS NOW contributor, wrote on X.

"Four of Trump’s Cabinet officials have departed in the last 3 months and all are women: Noem, Bondi, Chavez-DeRemer and now Gabbard," Grace Panetta, politics reporter for The 19th, wrote on X.

"As I have said many times, they are all awful! Every one of Trump‘s cabinet members was handpicked for their loyalty, and almost all are not only unqualified, but dangerously so. Yet of the four that have been fired or pushed out so far, all four of four are women," author and activist Amy Siskind wrote on X.

"Donald Trump only has four women left in his Cabinet to fire..." Amee Vanderpool, lawyer and writer of the Shero Substack, wrote on X.

"Called it. That’s four women now," Laura Bassett, freelance journalist and former Jezebel editor-in-chief, wrote on Bluesky.

'It's just time': Trump's Border Patrol chief resigns amid sex worker allegations

U.S. Border Patrol Chief Mike Banks announced his resignation Wednesday, effective immediately, in an exclusive interview with Fox News correspondent Bill Melugin — offering a rosy self-assessment that critics say glosses conveniently over a deeply troubled chapter in the agency's recent history.

"It's just time," Banks told Melugin. "I feel like I got the ship back on course. From the least secure, disastrous, chaotic border to the most secure border this country has ever seen. Time to pass the reins, 37 years is time to enjoy the family and life."

Last month, Banks had been accused of regularly soliciting sex workers.

"Banks 'bragged' to colleagues while in his previous management role at Border Patrol about paying for sex with prostitutes while traveling in Colombia and Thailand over the course of a decade," a Washington Examiner report said at the time.

The departure of Banks, a 37-year veteran, raises fresh questions about the future leadership for an agency that spent much of the past year at the center of a political firestorm — largely thanks to the rise and fall of one of its most controversial figures, Greg Bovino.

"Good Riddance"

Bovino became the face of President Donald Trump's mass deportation campaign before he was reassigned from his leadership role amid controversial immigration raids throughout the country. His exit from the agency last month was anything but quiet.

California Governor Gavin Newsom didn't mince words about Bovino's departure, saying, "Good riddance. You ruined lives. Spread fear. And spewed hatred. If you're remembered, it will be as the smallest man who ever lived."

Bovino had been deployed to cities across the U.S. to oversee sweeping and often controversial immigration raids, first hitting the Los Angeles area in June of last year, where operations sparked local outcry — including at Home Depot parking lots. In September, Bovino and his agents were deployed to Chicago, followed by Charlotte, New Orleans, and ultimately Minneapolis — where their operations came under scrutiny as two Americans were shot dead by ICE agents, with local residents and leaders denouncing them as heavy-handed and indiscriminate. Border Patrol agents under Bovino's command were captured on video stopping people to ask for their immigration status, including one incident where they targeted someone based on the person's accent.

Lying to a Federal Judge

Bovino's tactics — including throwing gas canisters into crowds of protesters — led to a lawsuit in Chicago and clashes with other administration officials. He was chastised by a federal judge after using chemical agents in residential neighborhoods, violating a court order to curb their use. The judge called Bovino back into court after finding he had repeatedly lied about threats posed by immigrants and protesters.

In one incident, Bovino claimed he threw a gas canister after being hit by a rock — but was forced to walk back the claim after video evidence contradicted him, NBC News reported.

Two American Citizens Dead

It was the deaths of two U.S. citizens that ultimately ended Bovino's run. Bovino was relieved of his role in late January after the fatal shootings of U.S. citizens Renee Good and Alex Pretti in Minneapolis — and the response from Bovino and other officials — triggered widespread political backlash.

Immediately after Pretti's killing, Bovino, citing no evidence, claimed that Pretti intended to "massacre" federal agents.

Bovino was removed from his role as CBP commander at large in January and returned to his role as Border Patrol sector chief in El Centro, California. He announced his retirement shortly thereafter, in an interview with Breitbart.

A Convenient Narrative

Banks's self-congratulatory farewell — crediting himself with steering the agency from "the least secure, disastrous, chaotic border" to "the most secure border this country has ever seen" — fits neatly into the administration's preferred immigration messaging. But with Bovino's shadow still hanging over the agency, critics argue the "ship" Banks claims to have righted is still taking on water.

A federal judge had previously ruled that tactics employed by Bovino in Kern County, California — referred to as Operation Return to Sender — were illegal.

As for who will succeed Banks atop the Border Patrol, that remains an open question — one that will land on the desk of whoever ends up running the Department of Homeland Security next. Bovino's decision to retire came roughly two weeks after Trump announced he had tapped Oklahoma Republican Senator Markwayne Mullin to replace Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, who had empowered Bovino and made him a direct report.

Banks gets his retirement. Bovino got his. And somewhere in Minneapolis, the families of Renee Good and Alex Pretti are still waiting for answers.

Noem leaves waterfront Coast Guard home that 4-star admiral got 3 hours to vacate: report

Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem no longer lives at the waterfront Coast Guard home that once housed a four-star admiral who was fired by President Donald Trump and evicted from her home with only three hours to vacate before Noem got to live in the house instead.

Noem left her digs after Trump fired her from DHS in March and named her Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, a Western Hemisphere security initiative — but it took her more than two months to make the move, MS NOW producer Steve Benen reported on Tuesday.

Noem was among several Trump cabinet members, including Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, who have taken over residences normally used for high-ranking military officers, Benen noted. Her move into the Coast Guard home displaced Adm. Linda Fagan, the commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard and the first woman to lead a branch of the U.S. military — a fact that apparently "meant very little to the Republican White House", Benen said.

"Making matters worse, The Wall Street Journal reported a few weeks ago that Noem remained in the waterfront Coast Guard home for a month after her ouster from the Department of Homeland Security," Benen wrote.

"It took a while, but 'The Rachel Maddow Show' confirmed that Noem finally has exited Coast Guard housing, clearing the way for the current Coast Guard commandant, Adm. Kevin Lunday, to move in," Benen added.

Whether Noem has moved into other government housing remains an open question.

Trump nominates former Navy SEAL to lead FEMA — after firing him for disobedience: report

President Donald Trump on Monday nominated Cameron Hamilton to lead the Federal Emergency Management Agency, Politico reported.

A year ago, the president fired the former Navy SEAL who had run the nation's disaster agency after he reportedly defied Trump.

"The day before his dismissal on May 8, 2025, Hamilton seemed to contradict the president when he told a House subcommittee that FEMA should not be eliminated, as Trump had threatened to do," according to Politico.

Hamilton had previously clashed with now former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. Noem had subjected agency staff, including Hamilton, to lie-detector tests in an attempt to hunt down media leaks.

Now, Trump wants Hamilton back as the first permanent FEMA chief of this administration, if senators confirm him. If confirmed, he would be the first permanent FEMA administrator in the current Trump administration.

But Hamilton's resume — he recently worked as a VP at a tech firm — could raise eyebrows about whether he meets the top job's experience requirements, Politico reported.

Trump's DHS chief already sidelined as White House boxes him out at every turn: report

The new leader of the Department of Homeland Security is operating as nothing more than a "figurehead" who can't control infighting, according to a recent report.

Secretary of Homeland Security Markwayne Mullin "is more like a figurehead. I don't think he realized that going in," a senior Trump administration official told the Daily Mail in a Thursday article. The anonymous official described his predecessor, Kristi Noem, as more of "a monarch, a queen with real power."

"The White House is reportedly 'gating' Mullin's influence at every turn," a White House source told the Mail, adding that "he has a seat at the table...but it's a table."

Mullin can't even get the White House to approve his pick to replace Todd Lyons as the acting head of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, according to the Mail. Mullin's choice was reportedly Tulsa Sheriff Vic Regalado, but the White House shot down his pick "immediately," the Mail reported.

"Markwayne certainly has a dog in the fight for head of ICE," a source told the Daily Mail. "But he is bringing a little chihuahua, while everyone else is bringing big dogs, like German shepherds or rottweilers."

According to the Daily Mail, the real shot callers inside DHS are Border Czar Tom Homan, Homeland Security Deputy Secretary Troy Edgar and White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles.

The leading candidates to take over ICE were picked by Homan, the Daily Mail reported. They included the high-ranking agent in the Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) branch of ICE, Marcos Charles, and David Venturella, ERO's second-ranking official, according to the Mail.

A senior Trump administration official told the Mail that the decision for the new ICE director "is being steered not by the Secretary, but by Homan — with Mullin left to sign off on whatever name lands on his desk."