Letterman: Top Ten Nader Campaign Promises 
Activist Ralph Nader announced on Sunday that he will be running again as a Green Party candidate for president. The announcement has provoked some acrimony among Democratic Party supporters who blame Nader's candidacy for throwing the 2000 election to George W. Bush.
On Tuesday, late night TV host David Letterman offered his own list of Top Ten Ralph Nader Campaign Promises. Among the items:
9 - Give the presidency a rumpled, Walter Matthau quality.
4 - Will hover in polls between 1% and "statistically insignificant."
2 - Will not sleep with lobbyists, or for that matter, anyone else.
1 - Get Bush re-elected like in 2000.
The following video is from CBS's Late Show with David Letterman, broadcast on February 26, 2008
 
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