Stewart: 'The Decider' actually 'The Procrastinator'
On Thursday's episode of The Daily Show, Jon Stewart coined a new nickname for President George W. Bush.
Showing video clips of Bush promising to accomplish various feats by the 'end' of his presidency -- such as capturing Osama bin Laden, addressing global warming, and solving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict -- Stewart quipped, "What, does the president think he's in college?
"You can't just dick around all semester and pull a couple of all-nighters before graduating," he continued. "It doesn't work that way. You can't just throw down some Red Bull and Adderall and think you're going to fix the Middle East."
Stewart added, "What if President Bush really is 'The Decider,' but 'The Decider' really is ..." His lead-in was followed by a comic book-like parody of Bush as his newly-minted alter-ego, 'The Procrastinator.'
This video is from Comedy Central's The Daily Show, broadcast June 19, 2008.
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