Humor: The 'original' pilot of Fox's '24', presented in 1994
"Something's wrong, Nina. It's been too long... Page him."
So starts the saga of 24's Jack Bauer, sharing a room with a bomb about to explode. He's got the finest staff and technology 1994 can offer.
"E-mail him the bomb schematics."
"It's 150 kilobytes!"
"Jesus! Just print it out, and we'll send a bike messenger."