Maher: Dems can't get caught 'checking out [Clinton's ass]' Using some tricky photo skills, Comedian Bill Maher established a new rule that he thinks the Democratic Presidential candidates should follow.
"New rule," Maher said while projecting a picture of Barack Obama staring at the backside of Hillary Clinton, "when you're supposed to be taking off the gloves, and really letting your opponent have it, don't get caught check out her ass."
Maher also lampooned the recent outbreak of E. coli in 5 million Jenos Frozen Pizzas. "New Rule: You don't have to recall things that would make people sick anyway."
He added that General Mills could "just as easily say that they were recalling 5 million strands of E. coli because they might be contaminated with Jenos Pizza? What's the difference? One gives you stomach cramps and diarrhea, and the other is E. coli!"
The debut of America's first ever 6-star hotel in Miami Beach also sparked a new statue. "New rule: If America's richest one percent are now so rich that even a 5-star hotel isn't good enough," he said, "it's time to bring back the guillotine."
The host was quick to point out America's screwy priorities. "But this is America and we can afford it, along with a 2 trillion dollar war and tax cuts," he said. "But there's one thing we can't afford, and that's health care for sick kids."
The following video is from HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher, broadcast on November 02, 2007
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