| "Why do they call it Scotland Yard when it's in Great Britain anyway?"xxxxxxxxx Stories have it that three bobbies were standing on a streat corner talking about their penis size (which all bobbies do from time to time). One said to the other, "I'm a real Jack o' lad, mate, six inches dangling, twelve when he salutes!" And the other replied, "Your mesuring by Scotland inches and yards I presume--which is more like centimeteres!?" and the third laughed and said, "Scotland Yard, aye? That's what we should call the new "investagative unit" They're all dicks anyways!" |