SNL slams Limbaugh: Rush a ‘terrible name for a slow, fat man’

By David Edwards and Daniel Tencer
Sunday, October 11th, 2009 -- 12:58 pm
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rush limbaugh cigar SNL slams Limbaugh: Rush a terrible name for a slow, fat manFresh from a round of taking the fight to President Barack Obama, Saturday Night Live mocked conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh on Saturday's broadcast.

Comedian Bill Hader, reprising his role as Democratic Party strategist James Carville, told the SNL audience that Limbaugh is "mean and fat."

Responding to "Weekend Update" host Seth Myers' question about Limbaugh's declaration that Obama "sold out" America to win the Nobel Peace Prize, Hader as Carville said: "How does a fella like that have fans? Hey, you want to listen to this drug addict? Don't worry, he mean and fat."

Hader continued: "How you gonna call him Rush? I mean, that's a terrible name for a slow fat man, Seth. The only place he's rushing to is Quizno's, asking about free double meat and waving some coupon he made on a home computer. He should win the Nobel pizza pie!"

Hader's Carville congratulated the president for his Nobel win -- "Seems like everyone else forgot to say that. The man won a Nobel prize. That ain't his fault. I mean, when I play Monopoly and I win a beauty contest, people don't yell, 'Hey, you can't win that, crypt-keeper! You ugly!"

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This video is from NBC's Saturday Night Live, broadcast Oct. 10, 2009.



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  • Chip
    They forgot to mention his closet membership on NAMBLA.
  • dennycrane
    Or, "rush" to the suitcase full of viagra, to get a "rush" for his "little" head. I just wish that the drugs would make him lose his voice.
  • Phil E. Drifter
    Now I'm really upset I missed it, means i'll have to wait for the rerun, I guess.
  • Hologram5
    @DianaGL
    Coming from a military family, who died so your pathetic self could listen to a fat racist closet homosexual like that take offense of your spouting that we whom think logically and want to help our fellow Americans that we Hate our Country. Take a look at your own pathetic party that tries to shove their family values down everyone's throats. The RepubliCONS have 99% of all sex scandals under their belts. Don't bother mentioning Clinton as he doesn't talk family value smack. Every time there is ANY sort of scandal involving sex, or debauchery, there is a Repug at the heart of it. Also, your pathetic party gave up more personal liberties with this stupid patriot act than any other president in history. AND, according to our founding fathers, "if you need to give up freedoms for security, then you deserve neither." Ben Franklin. Are you now going to say HE HATED AMERICA? You most likely will to cover up your own ineptitude. Good luck and have a nice little life in your closet next to Rush.
  • DianaGL
    You are truly a joke. You find it appropriate to put the term "fat racist closet homosexual" in the same sentence as "we whom think logically"???? If you were thinking logically, you would be arguing against Rush's ideas and political concepts. Instead, you choose to go in the gutter, to attempt to destroy the person using disgusting claims all of which are utter lies. The man has admirably lost over 85 pounds, he is in no-way a racist, and "closet homosexual"?? Where on earth do you people get these accusations? The only reason why it appears that the Republicans have more so-called sex scandals is because the media exploits them to the hilt. Are you forgetting your adorable John Edwards and his love child? But you are right, just like Clinton, as long as they don't mention "family values", they can conduct themselves in despicable ways, abusing women, and committing adultery at will. That is entirely excusable to you liberals. But don't let a conservative fall into sin, that is the end of the world to you! And you call us hypocritical?

    For your information, the patriot act has protected us from further acts of terrorism. And interestingly, your beloved Obama has not made the most minimal attempt at loosening the act or removing any of its parameters; neither has your Democract congress and senate. Could it be that they are terrified of the consequences if they do remove it? Of course. And last time I checked, Club Gitmo is still in operation! It is easy to talk from both sides of your mouth, (using a teleprompter) but much more difficult to be the "decider" (as my beloved Bush used to say.)

    By the way, I don't have a "little life", I have a tremendous life, full of joy, prosperity, and enthusiasm and passion for what I do. This country and the Lord has blessed my South American immigrant family and given us all the opportunity to become professionals and achieve the American Dream. It is too bad that as a "military family" you are obviously not able to claim the same for yourself, instead focusing your attention on destroying a fellow American like Rush who happens to think differently than you do.
  • Hologram5
    Funny thing about people like you, when your hero gets slammed you immediatley start with the "YOUR OBAMA" crap. No Il don't like Obama, I hate ALL politicians because they are ALL lying pieces of exrement that don't give a rat's ass about YOU or me. All they care about is themselves and their self serving interests and their cash cows so don't climb on that self righteous train. And, I must have hit a nerve huh? The republican party has lost sight of its roots and if you were old enough to remember you'd know this. They have NO CLUE what republican is. My grandfather is rolling in his grave at what these monsters are trying to pull. And don't fool yourself about the patriot act. Bush and his cronies KNEW that 9\11 was going to happen AND DID NOTHING. Do some research instead of being spoon fed your talking points, it doesn't become you. I know you are smarter than that. We all are. Nice thing about the freedoms we have left is that you have your opinions and I have mine. May God bless you and open your eyes to the evils that are going on in our Fed Gov't.
  • musashi
    nothing wrong with being a fat,repulsive,whore chasing,drug adicted hypocrit, the scary part
    is all the "christians" that love this steaming lump of feces!
  • dave
    the truth. they were being kind, wayyyyy too kind to that terrible man.
  • MadTom
    Rush will sink his own bad little ship Lolliplop.

    Very few drug addicts manage not to screw up very publicly.
  • terrymo1
    You are right about his membership in NAMBLA! I almost forgot his love for little boys!That is where a lot of his oxy goes!
  • socatrini
    All of you people here are mean. Rush does not discriminate. He loves both men AND little Boys. As he ages he does however show a preference for little boys. He also has a perfect batting average in the sleaze statistics...
    He berates Gays yet he is one albeit closeted
    He talks against racism...yet he is one of the biggest and it comes out repeatedly on his show
    He spreads hatred on his show to the max.

    As SNL spoofed you have to wonder about the kind of people (and their mindset)who listens to his show and the party of which he is the defacto leader.. A classic case of birds of a feather........
  • 7324834
    According to the other RS story about Rushian, he wants to buy himself a football team. The story says that the cost is $700-to-$750 million. Looks being the main mouthpiece for lies and hate in this country pays very well thank you. No wonder there are so many other soul-sellers following in his evil footsteps. Spend your money fatboy, but don't expect to be happy now and don't expect a happy afterlife.
  • DianaGL
    You people are just disgusting. And this is OK to do to a person? You cannot beat Rush in the realm of ideas, so you have to go personal. Truly showing your sorry ass liberal mindset. You boohoo everyone of your celebrity liberal druggies; yet you have no compassion for a man who became addicted to painkillers, like millions of your very liberal companions out there. But really, like Rush says, he is VERY RELEVANT, he is helping to take the fight to pansy ass liberals that are ruining this country, and soon, very soon, conservatives will be back in power.
  • revjmike
    I'm sorry, DIanaGL; but Rush is only relevant because stupid people, people who do not investigating, make him relevant.

    We only have little compassion for Rush's drug addiction because the two-faced hypocrit was addicted while talking about putting the drug addicts,etc., in jail.

    I don't know what that has to do with his love for boys, though.

    BTW, I don't have much compassion for many of the Hollywood druggies either---if THEY also complain about other users while using themselves.

    So you should go read something from other than Fox, Washington Times, or Rush. Then you might be able to criticize those who see what needs to be fixed while the Republicans try to keep it from happening and claim a victory when they simply knock the common person down again.
  • DianaGL
    It is really interesting how you liberal traitors, who hate the USA, but yet insist on staying here and benefiting from the many blessings this country bestows on you, even though you tear it down every chance you get, like to attack those of us who are God loving, hard working and staunch supporters of the USA, and its interests. Rush is a champion for this country, and has such high ratings and following for so many years, through all types of administrations that you liberals have run out of ideas to knock him down! You can't, and it just infuriates you! Your liberal, government run media outlets do not have the power to make Rush irrelevant.

    If there is any party that has championed the "common person" as you say, it is and has been the Republican party with conservative ideals. The demise and utter poverty of the commonest among us is directly liked to the empty liberal feel-good policies of the Democrates. You have over 60 years of liberal policies, afirmative action, and any number of social programs and what do you have to show? A breakdown of the family, and an entire section of the population that expects a handout instead of an opportunity.

    YOU need to read something and listen to something other than the government run media, and your liberal friends. Just because something needs to be fixed does not mean the answer is the corrupt pork laden government! We are all responsible for ourselves. And you will soon see in 2010 when we vote all of those pansy ass liberals, Republicans and Democrats out of office to finally start anew. Obama has brought change allright, TOTAL change. The American people have seen and understood what you left wing wackos are all about. Your vicious attacks on those that dare to tell the truth will no longer stand. And kiss the racism charge goodbye, we've already had a black president, the claim is now moot.
  • revjmike
    It is the Republicans who hate America. They are criticizing the President of the United States, which, when "W" was president was considered anti-American and unpatriotic if not treasonous.

    SO get your story straight, Republicans. You lost by a bunch; and you are going to continue to lose.

    Limbaugh is a pathetic liar 90% of the time. If you believe HIM, I have a plot of swampland where you can build a nice home.
  • johnbis
    I reckon tis time to go iron them there sheets and git out ur shotn arn, Rost Librul on the table tonite.
  • revjmike
    johnbis, are you pretending to be an ignorant fool, or is that really you?

    I would think the former.
  • toonces
    DianaGL...That is so adorable that you think in that manner.
  • chick96
    stubed
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