7-Eleven targeted for selling ‘Simpsons porn’

By Ron Brynaert
Thursday, October 15th, 2009 -- 11:42 am
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playboy1 1499381f 7 Eleven targeted for selling Simpsons pornA conservative pro-family group is slamming 7-Eleven for choosing to stock the November issue of Playboy, which will feature cartoon character Marge Simpson on the cover.

"Most American dads know the dangers that porn represents to young males," American Family Association Special Projects Director Randy Sharp said in a press release. "It’s irresponsible of 7-Eleven to display porn in front of boys who pop into 7-11s for a hot dog or a Slurpee."

The Telegraph recently reported, "Despite being on the front cover, Marge will not be totally bare, with the magazine only featuring 'implied nudity.'"

"The move is a sign of changes to come from new CEO Scott Flanders, a former Freedom Communications Inc. CEO who was hired June 1 to succeed Christie Hefner to lead Chicago-based Playboy Enterprises Inc.," The Chicago Sun-Times reported.

The Marge Simpson centerfold is "obviously somewhat tongue-in-cheek," Flanders said in an interview Thursday. "It had never been done, and we thought it would be kind of hip, cool and unusual."

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The idea is to attract readers in their 20s -- an appealing demographic compared with the average Playboy reader's age of 35, Flanders said.

A TMZ blogger quipped, "This is the closest you'll ever get to finding out if the carpet really does match the blue drapes."

AFA's Sharp added in the press release, "The cover will create the kind of curiosity that can easily lead [children] into an addictive porn habit. This is not what American families want to see in their neighborhood convenience store."

The press release also quotes Monica Cole, Director of AFA’s OneMillionMoms.com, "A lot of moms are going to shop somewhere else if 7-Eleven doesn’t do the right thing and refuse to stock this magazine."

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  • Phil E. Drifter
    yeah porn is real dangerous.

    Which is why (see suburra.com):
    • Shielding kids from visual exposure to sex is linked to their later sexual aggression. Porn is not.

    Marge is not a minor. She's a 30-something mother of 3. They stock every other issue of Playboy, you're gonna bitch and moan because they're helping the Simpsons celebrate 20 years on the air?
  • Baconstang
    Well I wouldn't listen to what AFA says, since I've heard they promote incest and sex with large dogs.
  • fodder
    "A lot of moms are going to shop somewhere else if 7-Eleven doesn’t do the right thing and refuse to stock this magazine."

    Good, a lot of mom's might realize they've been idiots to buy their groceries at 7-Eleven in the first place...
  • Phil E. Drifter
    HOW THE HELL are they even going to know what dirty mags 'slevs' stocks anyway?! They keep them behind and under the counter. YOU CAN'T SEE THEM. If you want one, you have to ask for it, and when you do, they immediately put it into a bag so you can't see the cover.

    These fucking people are amazing. It's not enough that they don't like looking at naked women, they have to force their views on everyone else.
  • davidrvelasquez
    I think the point is, they don't even like looking at "implied semi nude" cartoon characters.
    I guess that shows the kind of fantasy world they inhabit.
  • Phil E. Drifter
    Indeed. How many moms shop at 7-11? I know my mom clips coupons and shops at ShopRite.
  • toonces
    "Most American dads know the dangers that porn represents to young males," American Family Association Special Projects Director Randy Sharp said in a press release.


    What's that...rubbing it raw?
  • Gerald McBoing Boing
    OO, naked cartoons.
    Now I want my 'hot dog' 'Slurpeed'.
    Are these people for real ?
  • bobroberts
    Clearly just as dangerous as shooting someone with a picture of a gun.
  • Name
    The hypocrisy of these conservative wingnuts never ceases to amaze me. Driven by a misguided need to protect humanity from self-defined immorality, these louts totally ignore the fact that 7-11 pedals the single biggest killer product known to the world marketplace--cigarettes--and focus instead on cartoon porn. Idiots.
  • damixaustex
    7-11 should stick some Bibles on the shelf and let these kids read some real juicy porn. It's got plenty of it.

    Or, maybe AFA should picket some Churches for distributing smut.
  • imwc
    i`d prefer a lois griffin centerfold...!
  • eglasselb
    The Marge Simpson centerfold is "obviously somewhat tongue-in-cheek," (CEO Scott)Flanders said in an interview Thursday.

    Flanders!!! Howdalee dudealee neighbor! Life imitating art
  • thepoliticalcat
    These people are SO nuts, it's gone beyond funny.
  • SteveA
    lol Flanders lol
  • hippie1367
    Hotdogs and slurpees...sounds like date night at the AFA
  • kucinich2012
    Oh, the self-righteous...

    But I got a dollar says that they are O.K. with the li'l kiddies watching violent movies, "cartoons", and t.v. programs, plus buying toy guns for Xmas.

    If I was a praying, religious guy, I'd pray for a disease to come along, take out humans, and give the planet back to the insects, plants, and animals.

    *If humanity is a great experiment by aliens, their test is failing miserably!
  • Hologram5
    A conservative pro-family group is slamming 7-Eleven for choosing to stock the November issue of Playboy, which will feature cartoon character Marge Simpson on the cover.
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    Really? Aw come on, give me a break. It is just a cartoon for crying out loud. Man people just have too much time on their hands. If these people would get jobs and lives like the rest of us they wouldn't have time for their assinine crusades. Give it a rest people.
  • Guest
    Flanders put Marge Simpson on the cover of Playboy? Homer can't be too happy about that.
  • jfro
    Flanders put Marge Simpson on the cover of Playboy?! Homer won't take that news well...
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