Stewart: CIA hopes Wall St. geniuses will help other ‘calm, stable countries to collapse’
Published: June 30, 2009
Updated 4 months ago
Jon Stewart wants to know why the CIA is recruiting former Wall Street bankers.
According to Reuters, the CIA recently “held interviews on June 22 at a secret location in New York” after posting ads targeting laid off Wall Street workers.
“Economics, finance and business professionals, if the quest for the bottom line is just not enough for you, the Central Intelligence Agency has a mission like no other,” a radio ad announced about the openings. “Join CIA’s directorate of intelligence and be a part of our global mission as an economic or financial analyst. Make a difference in your career and for your nation.”
Stewart joked, “The CIA specializes in taking calm, stable countries and causing them to collapse, why would they want people who ran…”
“Brilliant,” Stewart applauded after a short pause.
This video is from Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, broadcast June 29, 2009.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFCe54fiiWY
bush/cheney have forever ruined
two words: freedom and, oh, the
other one was not a word, it was
the american flag.
yeah, they lied their asses off on
behalf of pivotal words, like “patriot”
and “freedom,” actually, they just
lied their asses off all over the place.
the thing that happens when you lie
is that nothing you say matters anymore.
and if you’re president of the united states,
and all the world watches your every word,
you end up ruining a lot of words if you lie.
you also end up ruining a lot of laws or truths
or phrases. in essence, you bring cancer to
everything you touch (if you’re a liar).
if you are a president
and you are a liar,
and you are the president of america,
and you are a liar,
you have made america a liar.
you have tainted the well.
you have ruined america.
and if you stole election(s),
and went on to ruin america,
you are no longer on america’s check list.
you are someone to be surgically removed.
you are a pariah, a cancer,
that should be removed to save its sincerity,
its wellbeing.
and if you are a true patriot,
and you realized that you served america wrongly,
you should willingly accept a death sentence,
or kill yourself,
or jump off a cliff, like the korean president did.
you should attempt to save honor for yourself and your country.
That is all fine and good. Now how do you explain Obama lying his ass off?
(notice the WHOLE ENTIRE CROWD clapping when he desecrates the CIA? Wonder if CIA would survive a vote by the people? Doubt it. Criminal hide in the dark. Secrets are in the dark. Collusion and corruption in the dark. hate to speculate but since Rockefellers hands are all over it I know it is stained with feces. Evil feces.)
Then again, the American people really can not handle the truth. They rioted at a “americas top model”. Guess what they would do if they figured out the govt. is robbing them blind at gunpoint??
please see
my current
jon stewart
entry.
thank you,
and good night.
whoops,
that was the fein/obama entry.
check rawstory headlines.
goodnight.
p.s. it’s 3 a.m. in seoul.
“If the quest for the bottom line isn’t enough for you join the bottom feeders at the CIA for a race to the bottom of the barrel.”
The Obama Administration needs to starting controlling the dark side of the CIA, instead of the CIA controlling our government.
Oh….. and Prosecute those that tortured in violation of US Federal Anti-Torture Laws.
SIGN THE PETITION
calling for prosecution of Bush’s Torturers
http://ANGRYVOTERS.ORG
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CIA has been bought and paid for and works for the REPUBLICAN RICH.
creating invasions FOR PROFIT in other countries is a prime mission.
Now Iraq oil and gas fields are being split among several mega OIL CORPORATIONS.
Hey, it was all about the money, no matter how
many US troops lives it took. The CIA creates INVASIONS FOR PROFIT
for the nanny state for the rich.
Nah. This will never work..
You see, no other country, save for perhaps the UK, is STUPID ENOUGH TO PUT THEM IN CHARGE AND LET THEM BUY UP THEIR ENTIRE GOVERNMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
ay why isnt rawstory covering the
2 Japanese Carrying $134 Billion In U.S. Bonds Detained In Italy
this shit happened 3 weeks ago not a damm word here whats going on
2 Japanese Carrying $134 Billion In U.S. Bonds Detained In Italyhttp://www.nationalterroralert.com/updates/2009/06/11/2-japanese-carrying-134-billion-in-us-bonds-detained-in-italy/
The CIA is looking for people to cook the books and hide the $2.3 trillion embezeled from the DOD and laundered through Israel that was the breaking news on 9-10-01. It is probably hid in Chimpy McFlightsuits barn.