Stewart ‘apologizes’ to Sanford for ‘coyote f**ker’ speculation
Published: June 25, 2009
Updated 5 months ago
Perhaps it was a preemptive attempt to ward off the Sarah Palin anti-blue joke crowd.
Daily Show host Jon Stewart “apologized” to disgraced South Carolina’s Mark Sanford for positing what turned out to be a wrong theory regarding the governor’s mysterious disappearance.
On Tuesday’s show, Jon Stewart and Wyatt Cenac speculated on what might have happened during the governor’s long weekend. One theory was that Sanford “chased a coyote into the woods to f**k it.”
“So I apologize to you, sir, for implying that you were a coyote f**ker,” Stewart said Wednesday night.
Stewart summed up Sanford’s admission that he had an affair with an Argentinian woman. “Oh, marital infidelity. You’re just another human being whose simple moralizing about the sanctity of marriage is only marred by the complexities of their own life. Well, just another politician with a conservative mind and a liberal penis,” said Stewart.
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Sanford needs to hold a press conference to deny that he’s a “coyote f**ker”.
Comedy Central should fire Stewart for a comment like that. It’s all just part of the degrading of all young women like my 14 year old. It encourages their poor self image & holds them back from achieving their full potential like their older Knocked-Up Sister.
AND think of how the Coyote’s must feel!!
I don’t think Stewart apologized enough times to qualify for a real apology. I expect that Sarah Palin will be requesting daily that he apologize some more. This is serious and soon other Republicans will be requesting that Stewart apologize and demanding that he be fired for calling Sanford a coyote f**ker.
i accept mr. stewart’s apology
on behalf of all the coyotes along
the appalachian trail, and our
troops fighting in afghanistan
and iraq, so that he (jon stewart)
might have the freedom of speech
to say those things.
you must understand, if bush didn’t
attack iraq, we wouldn’t be allowed
to speak freely. he attacked iraq,
a soverign nation, without weapons,
or any part in 9/11, so that we might
speak freely.
we all must remember, that bush LOVES freedom.
oh god! does he love it! he just wanted to put it
Everywhere! my god! you look at bush and you
think: there’s a FREE man! i wish i could be like him.
bush inspired the world to FREEDOM.
freedom fever spread around the world
just by watching bush and his people move
in the world - they were SO ADMIRAbLE!
my god, the bush people were SUCH an example
of what the highest, most evolved people on the planet
might do. All of the world wanted some of that -
that bush magic!
um, no.
bush only showed all the world
how corrupt america was. from his
“election” to all of his “tough decisions,
and hard work.”
bush showed the world what capitalism was,
it was: evil-stupid.
it was, in a word, REPUBLICAN.
evil-stupid.
goodnight people.
Wait? Maria is a coyote? Why isn’t THAT in the news?
How old was ‘Maria’? Maybe he’s a cougar f**ker.
“Oh, marital infidelity. You’re just another human being whose simple moralizing about the sanctity of marriage is only marred by the complexities of their own life. Well, just another politician with a conservative mind and a liberal penis,” said Stewart.
LMFAO!! Well said, Jon!
Yaknow, being apologized to for being wrongly labeled a coyote-fucker only to have the same person then call you a capybara-fucker - I dunno. Shouldn’t someone be demanding an apology on behalf of capybaras? Does the capybara have an older, knocked-up sister? Who was preaching abstinence? While doing the horizontal samba?
Why does anyone apologize to this group of moronic family values motherfuckers! They’re all a bunch of stupid motherfuckers, and I ain’t apologizing!
AH YES I seem to remember something about family values from the repuke right.
makes you wonder, if they stick it to their family then what do you think they will do to the electorate?